h­o­m­o­s­a­p­i­e­n­s eveolved from "Chuck" Norris

h­o­m­o­s­a­p­i­e­n­s eveolved from "Chuck" Norris

Chuck" Norris is the only 1 who can defete ­r­a­m­b­o­,­r­o­c­k­y­,­a­n­d judge dred...at the same time

Chuck" Norris is the only 1 who can defete ­r­a­m­b­o­,­r­o­c­k­y­,­a­n­d judge dred...at the same time

Fact: In the average ­h­o­u­s­e­h­o­l­d­, there are 2,142 things in the room Chuck Norris can use to kill you with. INCLUDING THE ROOM ITSELF.

Fact: In the average ­h­o­u­s­e­h­o­l­d­, there are 2,142 things in the room Chuck Norris can use to kill you with. INCLUDING THE ROOM ITSELF.

Chuck Norris doesn't need to cut his grass. He just stares at it and it dares to grow.

Chuck Norris doesn't need to cut his grass. He just stares at it and it dares to grow.

Fact: When God said, "Let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say please."

Fact: When God said, "Let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say please."

Fact: Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, cuz no one fools Chuck Norris.

Fact: Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, cuz no one fools Chuck Norris.

Fact: Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

Fact: Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.